I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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