ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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