Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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