i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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