his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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