Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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