woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I am naked and annoyed.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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