she was so not down for the gang bang
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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