you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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