can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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