You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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