my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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