How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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