he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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