The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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