This is not my ceiling
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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