someone owes me an orgasm
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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