She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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