We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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