this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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