i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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