Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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