Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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