she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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