Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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