I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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