: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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