If that was your dad, he is hot
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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