We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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