go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
dude. I can hear the air.
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