The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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