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We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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