Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Operation Purity has been aborted
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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