we're blogging at a bar
hotel room ftw
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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