Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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