It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.