Having a random hookup so left but love u
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is Oprah even human
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.