I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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