i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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