New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Text me some of your sweat
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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