Only a mothe r could love this liver
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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