THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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