what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
tell me about the fingering
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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