about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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