nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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