If i could tip my vagina, i would.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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