Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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