Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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