I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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