I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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