fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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