We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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