why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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