sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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