Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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