Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We are all done wearing pants today
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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