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(561): View more from Florida

You drink too much

(1-561): View more from Florida

No, I drink just the right amount - too often.

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(212): View more from New York

Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"

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(480): View more from Arizona

West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes
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(703): View more from Virginia

I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!

(580): View more from Oklahoma

I'm not seeing this movie with you.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.

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(209): View more from California

So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.

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