how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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