dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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