I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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