Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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